tristikov:

DAT. BROOMHANDLE. HOLY. FUCK.

Some really fine-ass photos from an auction site.

→follow that egg→

spookyegberts:

snowyenjolras:

*rides into battle on a gym class butt scooter*

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*runs over fingers* ffu fuKFUCK ABORT MISSIOn  A BOR T FUCLKGJI N mISSION GODDAMMIT

infemape:

when u think ur crush likes u back

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bitchesaloud:

first date ideas

bitchesaloud:

first date ideas

demonica-kind:

guy:

wtf is he supposed to be beating his meat

I dont care if this is shopped this is fucking hilarious

demonica-kind:

guy:

wtf is he supposed to be beating his meat

I dont care if this is shopped this is fucking hilarious

phoneus:

SLENDER review

Gameplay: Epic, but could be epicer.

I give it 4.5 out of 5 Dashies. 

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richwhitelesbian:

powerdad bellows at his son “TIME FOR BED!” rowdy son says “no dad fuck off” powerdad starts bench pressing his son till hes dead and then it is always bed time